How to beat a ticket
[Nota] Vamos a ponernos internacionales, este chiste solo pega si esta en inglés, asi que… ¡enjoy! [/Nota]
The person in question, a woman in a Porsche, as it happens, was pulled over for speeding by a California Highway Patrol motorcycle officer.
When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said,
– I bet you’re going to sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen Ball.
– No, Highway Patrolmen don’t have Balls…
… there followed a moment of silence while she smiled and he realized what he’d said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle… and left.